Television Promises to Suck Significantly Less Than the Movies This January
Hint: It might be time to invest in a second Snuggie.
David Archuleta Massacres David Cook on Albums Chart
Archuleta's No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.
Posted 11/14/08 in Vulture
Leak of the Week
Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to Internet
All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
Hillary Gets Cooked
At a ceremony last night, Clinton 'was treated to a rendition of 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face' by David Cook,' reports the 'Post.'
Posted 10/30/08 in Daily Intel
Gossipmonger
Elizabeth and John Edwards Living Separately
Plus, Graydon Carter shows astonishing humility and Mark Ronson tells a wacky tale … in today's gossip roundup.
Posted 08/26/08 in Vulture
The Industry
Vin Diesel Is Getting ‘Riddick’-ulous
Ah, the last week in August, a magical time of year when we publish the hopeful ramblings of actors, musicians, and homeless crazy people in lieu of actual news.
Posted 08/25/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
‘American Idol’ Adds Fourth Judge, Possibly to Avoid Remaking Mistakes of Recent Past
In the wake of David Cook's baffling victory, the show is increasing its critical component.
Posted 08/22/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
America Admits Mistake As David Archuleta’s Single Makes Historic Chart Debut
Wronged 'American Idol' runner-up David Archuleta may have lost out to balder, pitchier competition on the show, but he's having revenge on the 'Billboard' singles chart.
Posted 08/05/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
Why Is Nigel Lythgoe Leaving ‘American Idol’?
Lythgoe announced yesterday that he's vacating his lucrative, easy position as 'Idol''s executive producer, for some crazy reason.
Posted 08/01/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
David Archuleta’s First Single Premieres! Is David Cook’s Album in Trouble?
With still no word yet on a record from Cook, Archuleta's wonderful first single debuted on the radio this morning.
Posted 07/15/08 in Vulture
Tube Junkie
This Is Why ‘American Idol’ Should Never Have a David Bowie Night
Last night, on 'Canadian Idol,' an idiot in a vest sang 'Dancing in the Street.'
Posted 07/09/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
What Will the David Cook–Endorsed Sneaker Look Like?
The oft-pitchy 'American Idol' winner has just signed an endorsement deal with Skechers. What will his shoe look like?
Posted 06/19/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
David Archuleta to Be Homeschooled by Stage Dad
Archuleta will not be returning to his Murray, Utah, high school for his senior year.
Posted 06/18/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
Travesty: ‘People’ Names David Cook One of World’s Hottest Bachelors
'People' hilariously implies that Cook is fit to stand alongside such highly coveted single gentlemen as Bret Michaels and Britney Spears's brother.
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